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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via igetthesepainsinmychest)

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

(Source: seventhdevil, via igetthesepainsinmychest)

lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

(via pleatedjeans)

lolsofunny:

inkerdoodle:

When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD

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(lol here!)

beatlesliveon:

THE EYELASHES

(Source: idlers-beatle-dream, via crowdog89)


“Potatoes, potatoes and potatoes cooked in every conceivable way, the cook’s specialty. John and I were the only ones to suffer. We must have gained a stone in weight on that holiday, fat, happy, and brown.”
-Cynthia Lennon (“A Twist of Lennon”)

“Potatoes, potatoes and potatoes cooked in every conceivable way, the cook’s specialty. John and I were the only ones to suffer. We must have gained a stone in weight on that holiday, fat, happy, and brown.”

-Cynthia Lennon (“A Twist of Lennon”)

(Source: beatlesneveroutofstyle)